HEADLINE:
'Charlie Brown Thanksgiving' Viewers Upset By Racist Scene!
Some viewers of the recently aired traditional Thanksgiving television special 'A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving', which has aired on television each year since 1973, consider the above scene 'racist' because the black kid Franklin is sitting all alone on one side of the table which supposedly indicates he is being shunned by the white characters because of his skin color!
Sooooo... Charlie Brown is now apparently a racist!
I take this charge very seriously because I am a big Charlie Brown fan so I did a little investigating and found out that the complaints about Brown came from Spongebob Squarepants and Cartman!
As expected, Sharpton has crawled out from under his rock and expressed his outrage about this situation. He has scheduled a press conference for tomorrow when he will demand that Brown apologize to his fellow cartoon characters as well as all of America! Sharpton was heard yelling through his megaphone 'Charlie you ain't brown, you is just a racist clown!". This chant was quickly adopted by antifa and (some) black lives (don't) matter as they marched behind Browns' float in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade!
Obama also rang in on this outrage and said that Franklin looked just like what his son would have looked like if he'd had a son!
Attempts to reach Mr. Brown for comment were unsuccessful as....
HE IS A CARTOON CHARACTER AND THEREFORE CAN'T BE REACHED!!!
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