Here is a recent picture of our less than esteemed United States Attorneys General, Loretta 'The Troll' Lynch, as her poor size 6 shoes stretch the laws of physics by trying to contain her fat size 10 feet!!!!! MOOOOOOOO Loretta, MOOOOOOOOOO!! Oh those poor shoes! Surely this is a case of cruel and unusual punishment being inflicted by this porky little troll on the overstretched shoes!
Can you imagine the pound per square inches of pressure this fat ugly little troll is putting on the seams of these poor shoes! IT DEFIES THE LAWS OF PHYSICS!!! The guy in the picture below is actually pointing to her shoes and probably telling her that he is going to take cover when the seams blow!!!
Here is a closer look at the heroic shoes and her porky feet!!
The only article of clothing I would feel more sorry for than her shoes, would be if she was wearing a THONG!!!! OMG!!!!
THE HORROR, THE HORROR!!!
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